All Points Bulletin!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN?

She was last seen in the Kowloon district of Hong Kong, conducting what the employees of a local cell phone company can only describe as "shady business deals".

If you spot this woman, or can provide any details of her whereabouts, please notify Daniel Ridges. Her children miss her very much:

(Caitlin is crying on the inside)

For the love of God, bring her home, so her husband will stop doing things like this:

What the?